Hello. My name is Freddy Johnson. I wish humanity had one neck…so I could strangle it.



I live on my own in a small apartment. Every morning after I eat and shower and workout, I get a coffee and a croissant and sit in a cafe watching all the people and writing about the day before. I mostly wear dark sunglasses and a black suit.

Nobody looks twice at a man in a suit.



This is a contact page with some basic contact information and a contact form.